Joke

Two young priests decide to go on vacation to Hawaii.

They're determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that will identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane lands, they head for a store and buy some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals and sunglasses.

The next morning, they go to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They're sitting on beach chairs, enjoying drinks, sunshine and scenery.

Suddenly a drop-dead gorgeous big breasted blonde comes walking by.  She is topless and wearing only a thong. She heads straight towards them.  They cannot help but stare.

As the blonde passes them, she smiles and says "Good Morning Father" and "Good Morning to you too, Father."  The priests are dumbfounded.  How in the world does she know they are priests?

The next day, they go back to the store and buy even more outrageous outfits - Speedo bikini briefs in day-glo orange, purple wigs, massive gold chains - things so loud you can hear them before you even see them.

The two priests again settle on the beach in their chairs. Soon, the same stunning blonde, wearing only a strategic thong, sashays up the beach towards them.  Again she nods at each one of them and says "Good Morning Fathers" and starts to walk away.

One of the priests cannot stand it any longer and calls out "Just a minute young lady.  We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know - dressed as we are, how in the world do you know that we are priests?"

The blonde replies:-

"Easy Father Bill, it's me - Sister Mary Frances!"