I heard this on the radio yesterday and it made me laugh but then silly knock knock jokes usually do.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson who?
You're on the jury!
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Here is a real groaner:
Knock knock
Who's there
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
If you have any knock knock jokes you would like to share, please put them in comments, we can all have a laugh then.
14 comments:
Is it wrong that I laughed at that first one LOL
Ooohhhh! I like the kitty... And the jokes are funny too. Linda
OMGosh, I never even thought about the Jackson one. Too cute
Monica
I don't have a knock knock joke but here is my all time favorite corny joke.
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Two-thirty! ("Tooth-hurty"!)
Cracks me up every time......
You sense of humour has brightened my day.
Sylvia x
I love it :)......Jules xxxxx
I loved the first joke. Made me and my fiance laugh hard! Here is my contribution of a joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? -Krissy
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Okay, I know, korny, but my favorite one!
hey jeanno= i have that lion hanging behind me in my den...also -not a knock knock..but they told michael jackson that "once black, there aint no goin back" roberta
Sometimes we need lighter tones in our entries. Your knock knock jokes are light and funny.
Here's another groaner for you!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dwayne
Dwayne WHO?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drownding!
This was fun.
~Deborah
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ma dame
Ma dame who?
Ma Dam foot is caught in the door!
JAE
Excellent!
Love your knock knock jokes :o)
Here's mine...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Lol!! Great idea Jeannette!
Sara x
Excellent ! The first one is brilliant ! LOL Sandra xxx
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