Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a wide, violent, raging river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed -
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Flash!!! God have him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about two hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing what the first man did, the second man prayed -
"God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river."
Flash!!! God gave him a rowboat and two strong arms and legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
On seeing what had happened to the first two men, the third man prayed
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Flash!!! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge.
14 comments:
Good one Jeannette - love your graphics!
Freda
oh!, Thats so funny, I loved this joke. Great mouse graphic.God bless You My Friend
Very funny - thanks for sharing that :-)
Mouse graphic is great.......................joke hm ;-)
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:-) My first smile of the day........Thank you.
Cheryl
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!
Good job. Thanks for sharing.
angie
LOLOL Jeannette.........had a beaming smile at that one.>>>more please. xxR.
Ha! Brilliant!
HAHA! That was too funny ;-)
Thanks for the giggles!
~Angel
Hee hee hee hee!
ROFL! LOL! Think the mouse is really cute. And still laughing about the joke.
LOL....Just what I like to hear....God must be a woman I think....! Sandra x
YOU SEE,,, IT TAKES A WOMEN,,, LOVED THE JOKE,,, HOPE YOU WEATHER IS BETTER THEN OURS,,, WE FINALLY GOT RAIN,,, oh,,, i'M GREATFUL,,, JUST THAT WE HAVE SO MANY NEW HOMES GOING IN AROUND US,,, THE STREETS ARE MUDDY AND UGLY,,, Marie
Thats right. Intelligence was the key there. :)
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