A couple of jokes to make you smile (only a bit of fun and not intended to offend anyone)
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two insects mating.
"Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the insect on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
“So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, that might be OK in California and Oregon, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas.
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Two Irishmen are sitting in a small town bar, where Mick bragged to Sean:
"You know, I've had every woman in this town, except of course, me mother and me sister."
"Well," Sean replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."
14 comments:
lol
Thanks for making me smile!
I lost my husband 18 months ago and there's not been much joy in my life since then. Your jokes reminded me of my Pete - he was a real joker and could bring me through anything with a joke and a smile - I do miss him so much.
Thanks once again
Annie
Funny...thanks! JAE
HeHeHe.... thanks for the giggle Jeannette! lol ;-) Sandra xxx
And create a smile they did Jeannete. Thanks for sharing them. You keep smiling too.xxR
Thanks for sharing! It put a smile on my face ;o)
HUgs & Misses,
~Angel
Thanks, I needed that! Penny
Thanks for the giggle.
Sylvia x
Their good thanks for sharing them :-)
LOL :) Thanks Jeannette, these are funny.
Too Funny!
Linda
LOL LOL LOL!
Very funny, thanks for that ! xx Julie xx
Omg ehhehehehhehehe
I havent been around in a bit but I am back for now
thanks for the good laugh
Hugs and Love to you
Chelle
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