Saturday, March 26, 2005

Saturday Fun

 

Just a bit of fun for this Easter Saturday:-

 A lonely woman decided it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person."  

On the second day of the ad, she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her dismay, when she opened  the door, there sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked sardonically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you -- you have no legs!"   The man smiled, "Therefore, no chance to run around on you!"  

She snorted, "You have no arms either!"   Again the  man smiled, "So, neither can I beat you!"  

 The woman raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. "Are you still good in bed?" she asked.   The man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"  

P.S. For those of us in the U.K. - do not forget the clocks go forward one hour tonight! 

  

 

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my!  Too funny!  Happy Easter to you!

Anonymous said...

ROFL! Thanks for my first laugh of the day. Happy Easter!
~Deborah

Anonymous said...

lol , happy easter to you!

Anonymous said...

Must remember this one! Happy Easter to you and Mike.Wonder if little Nathan will have a chocolatey time?

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!! Happy Easter! Linda

Anonymous said...

Funny!  Happy Easter, my friend!  JAE

Anonymous said...

Love the picture, Jeanette! And your joke is real funny! I was just thinking how did he rang the bell? Then the punchline hit me. LOL!

Anonymous said...

LOL - very good! Happy Easter, Jeannette!

David.

Anonymous said...

HeHeHe... excellent joke Jeannette, and I love the graphics too.  Poor little Kitty!
Have a great weekend and thanks for the clocks reminder...I HAD forgotten  lol

Sandra xxx

Anonymous said...

cute joke and adorable graphics. Happy Easter hon. *Barb*

Anonymous said...

Giggle, giggle.
Sylvia x

Anonymous said...

Great joke - thanks for sharing that Jeannette :-)

Anonymous said...

I didn't get it at first...hehehehe...had to think about it for a second. :D
That was soooooooooo cute..

Love and Hugs,
Sharon

HAPPY EASTER

Anonymous said...

Lol, I love it Jeannette, very funny :o)
I did forget the clocks, will go do them all now!
Sara   x