Just a bit of fun for this Easter Saturday:-
A lonely woman decided it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person."
On the second day of the ad, she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her dismay, when she opened the door, there sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked sardonically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you -- you have no legs!" The man smiled, "Therefore, no chance to run around on you!"
She snorted, "You have no arms either!" Again the man smiled, "So, neither can I beat you!"
The woman raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. "Are you still good in bed?" she asked. The man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
P.S. For those of us in the U.K. - do not forget the clocks go forward one hour tonight!
14 comments:
Oh my! Too funny! Happy Easter to you!
ROFL! Thanks for my first laugh of the day. Happy Easter!
~Deborah
lol , happy easter to you!
Must remember this one! Happy Easter to you and Mike.Wonder if little Nathan will have a chocolatey time?
Too funny!!! Happy Easter! Linda
Funny! Happy Easter, my friend! JAE
Love the picture, Jeanette! And your joke is real funny! I was just thinking how did he rang the bell? Then the punchline hit me. LOL!
LOL - very good! Happy Easter, Jeannette!
David.
HeHeHe... excellent joke Jeannette, and I love the graphics too. Poor little Kitty!
Have a great weekend and thanks for the clocks reminder...I HAD forgotten lol
Sandra xxx
cute joke and adorable graphics. Happy Easter hon. *Barb*
Giggle, giggle.
Sylvia x
Great joke - thanks for sharing that Jeannette :-)
I didn't get it at first...hehehehe...had to think about it for a second. :D
That was soooooooooo cute..
Love and Hugs,
Sharon
HAPPY EASTER
Lol, I love it Jeannette, very funny :o)
I did forget the clocks, will go do them all now!
Sara x
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