I could not resist this one!
A woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 46 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
18 comments:
I love it!!! Keep us all laughing Jeannette! ;-)
Sandra xxxxx
LOL Jeannette. Very funny. Helen
OMG priceless!!!!!!!
~Julie
Thanks Jeannette, I needed that Penny
ha ha ha ha ha , that was a good one! ROFL :) Mel
LOL - it's the way you tell 'em, Jeannette lol! Great jokes, I love the Sultan of Brunei one - and I know he would too! I was at Sandhurst with him for 2 years back in the bad old days. He had a terrific sense of humour with an incredibly infectious chuckle, probably still has. At weekends, he would take me up to the Playboy Club in London - roaring up the A30 at over 100mph in his Mazorati (spelling?). Every time the Police stopped him, he just produced his HRH driving licence without speaking - and they just waved us on!
David.
You should do a stand up comedy act......you'd have 'em rolling in the aisles. Thanks for another great laugh.
Sylvia x
LOL that's good
GOOD ONE!!!! ROBERTA
Now, this one I can laugh at! I am embarrassed to say I didn't get the last one...care to explain? JAE
To answer the question about the last joke. I believe it is the way that Microsoft treats computer users like cattle that need to be herded in. This joke is just plain funny! LOL - Mark
Oh My Gosh... that is a good one!!
Linda
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Su
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How did you know that I needed a laugh to start my day? Thanks!!.......Jon
Excellent!!
Lol :o)
Sara x
brilliant ...................Jules xxxxxx
http://journals.aol.co.uk/jules19642001/Itsmylife/
Good one, must remember this one....Sandi
Funny!
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