and they say the temperature is rising!!
Must be having a strange effect on me because here I am with yet another entry. Not often I do three in a day. Heat must be making me a bit silly.
The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir.
Imagine his joy when one of his wives presented him with a son.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane."
Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries.
Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western Movies.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy,I would like a cowboy outfit."
Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him Microsoft!
9 comments:
A good one! I certainly never saw that one coming. I will download a photo of a baby dove outside of door that I photographed the other day. Wishing you a very good day despite the heat. - Take care - Mark
Oh...good one Jeannette. never a truer word eh?! ;-)
Sandra xxx
That was a good one...hope it cools off for you! We are getting a few much needed showers here...yippy~!
Joyce
Oh I love that one hehehe. Danny xx
HA! Love your laughing frog!
Su
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Just catching up a bit Jeannette. Looks like I've missed all the fun. That knife block is hilarious - and so is the eegit who left the sour comment. Haven't heard "liar, liar, pants on fire" for donkeys years. You are a real tonic. Thanks my friend. Keep the jokes coming, especially the ones about the opposite sex. Hilarious!
Sylvia xx
Oooooo! Lol! The sun is definitely doing something to you! Thanks for the laughs!
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LOL very good :-)
Lol!! Excellent joke Jeannette, you do make me laugh :o)
Sara x
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