A seventy five year old woman went on a blind date with an eighty year old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No, she answered, "I thought he was dead!!!!
Thanks to my friend Nell for sending me this one. Roll on cooler weather, I might regain my sanity.
14 comments:
Hilarious!!! JAE
Very Funny! Helen
hehe... ;o) That was hilarious!
(((hugs)))
Angel
Jeannette I must have heat soaked brain too. I laughed out loud with this one. Or maybe it's because I know a man or two that would fit the description! Pennie
Lol!! Loving these jokes Jeannette :o)
Sara x
heh heh heh! Too cute! Just remember, that will be us someday!
LOL Keep posting them, and I'll keep reading them. LOL - I have thought about creating a new journal on what we talked about. = Mark -
Hi...you've got me sitting here laughing too..anyone coming into the room will think I'm daft!.....Sandi
lol
hahahahahahaha! ROTF!
Su
x
LOL I do hope it cools down soon for you, honey! xox
http://journals.aol.com/valphish/ValsThoughts
HeHeHeHe! Love it Jeannette....more jokes please! ;-)
Sandra xxxx
That was cute!
joyce
Got the giggles now. Thanks.
Sylvia x
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