Saturday, July 9, 2005

How Many Dogs To Change A Light Bulb

 

1. Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

 

2. Border Collie.  Just one.  And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to scratch.

 

3. Dachshund:  You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

 

4. Rottweiler:  Make me!

 

5. Boxer: Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

 

6. Lab: Oh me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeese, please please please!

 

7. German Shepherd:  I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that nobody has tried to take advantage of the situation.

 

8. Jack Russell: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture.

 

9. Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I'm sorry but I don't see a light bulb.

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10. Cocker Spaniel:  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

 

11.  Chihuahua:  Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.  Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb".

 

12.  Greyhound:  It isn't moving, who cares?

 

13.  Australian Shepherd:  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a circle.

 

14.  Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How Many Cats does it take to change a light bulb.

People change light bulbs. So the real question is.....................................................................................

 

How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage?!

 

 

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lolol absolutely reeling at this Jeannette, such cute pics..........love the cat tapping his paw. xxRache

Anonymous said...

Cute, cute! Helen

Anonymous said...

This is so funny, I love the Lab one :o)
Thanks for the laugh Jeannette!
Sara   x

Anonymous said...

I am not a dog person , but was very funny!
~Julie

Anonymous said...

This is the second time I've read this one, and it was just as funny, and I am glad to have read it again.  I have sent this one to my brother, who enjoyed it also.
-mark-

Anonymous said...

I don't believe the first one had the cat animation with the paw twitching and eyes blinking though.

Anonymous said...

aww too cute!  Love the one with the cat.

Anonymous said...

lol* That was funny.. very cute! :) Mel

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Anonymous said...

Lol, great. Hope you are feeling a bit better xxx

Anonymous said...

HA!very funny! Didn't I see this cat over at Sandra's?! That pesky cat gets everywhere waiting for his massage!!! heeheee

Su
xxx

Anonymous said...

That was cute Jeannette...thanks for sharing.
Joyce

Anonymous said...

Wonderful stuff lol! I love the cat one best I think!

David.

Anonymous said...

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Freddy (woman despite the name)

Anonymous said...

As usual your gave me a great laugh !  Something we all need to do more of !  'On Ya'  - ma

Anonymous said...

Brilliant Jeannette....yes, that`s my Jake, he`d do it if he could with that amount of enthusiasm too!  I see that cat has appeared again, I wondered where he went ?...lolol  ;-)

Sandra xxxxx

Anonymous said...

Hi, I had heard the tale of the dogs and light bulb but had missed some of it, I can imagine how they would all react! Yep, been a mad day but it has made a change to be able to get out and about!

Anonymous said...

Hvaing a good chuckle here. The Collie and Jack Russell sound very familiar to me. Take care.
Sylvia x

Anonymous said...

Very cute!

Anonymous said...

Very very good.

Gem xx

Anonymous said...

Very cute! I haven't laughed yet today...thanks...I needed this.

Anonymous said...

I don't usually like cats, but there's something about this one!!!

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