1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie. Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to scratch.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me!
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeese, please please please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that nobody has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture.
9. Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I'm sorry but I don't see a light bulb.
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10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo Quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb".
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving, who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a circle.
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How Many Cats does it take to change a light bulb.
People change light bulbs. So the real question is.....................................................................................
How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage?!
21 comments:
Lolol absolutely reeling at this Jeannette, such cute pics..........love the cat tapping his paw. xxRache
Cute, cute! Helen
This is so funny, I love the Lab one :o)
Thanks for the laugh Jeannette!
Sara x
I am not a dog person , but was very funny!
~Julie
This is the second time I've read this one, and it was just as funny, and I am glad to have read it again. I have sent this one to my brother, who enjoyed it also.
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I don't believe the first one had the cat animation with the paw twitching and eyes blinking though.
aww too cute! Love the one with the cat.
lol* That was funny.. very cute! :) Mel
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Lol, great. Hope you are feeling a bit better xxx
HA!very funny! Didn't I see this cat over at Sandra's?! That pesky cat gets everywhere waiting for his massage!!! heeheee
Su
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That was cute Jeannette...thanks for sharing.
Joyce
Wonderful stuff lol! I love the cat one best I think!
David.
Read yesterday's newspaper and was overcome again by the observations described by some of the survivors of Thursday's horror. Have never looked at a BLOG before and found yours: it is gorgeous, delightful and has made my day. How wonderfully original and witty. I love the photographs. Thanks.
Freddy (woman despite the name)
As usual your gave me a great laugh ! Something we all need to do more of ! 'On Ya' - ma
Brilliant Jeannette....yes, that`s my Jake, he`d do it if he could with that amount of enthusiasm too! I see that cat has appeared again, I wondered where he went ?...lolol ;-)
Sandra xxxxx
Hi, I had heard the tale of the dogs and light bulb but had missed some of it, I can imagine how they would all react! Yep, been a mad day but it has made a change to be able to get out and about!
Hvaing a good chuckle here. The Collie and Jack Russell sound very familiar to me. Take care.
Sylvia x
Very cute!
Very very good.
Gem xx
Very cute! I haven't laughed yet today...thanks...I needed this.
I don't usually like cats, but there's something about this one!!!
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